Monday, April 03, 2006

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's airborne chometz! Who will save us from this plague? Rest easy Yidden, disguised as the average balabusta is none other than the scourge of chometz, Matza Woman! Yes, Matza Woman, stronger than a piece of furniture, faster than a speeding toddler, able leap tall piles of laundry in a single bound! Known by many aliases, Imma, mommy, mom, ma', honey, sister, best friend, she is in a neighborhood near you searching for chometz. In fact, you probably know her. hmmm.... maybe she is you. ;-)

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